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Comentario de 262843

Obviously a reference to the Twilight book series by Stephanie Meyer.

The main character, Bella Swan is extremely clumsy.

Comentario de 197687

Dammit Blizz. You could have made a reference to a series that's actually good, but no.

Comentario de Xelestial

The amount of QQing on this is ridiculous. The books were good...for the target audience. Which is usually not the same audience that WoW players tend to be (nerdy white guys). Hollywood fecked it up as usual and now all the nerds hate on it simply because they now realize it's existence. If this were about some series I hated with a burning passion, I still really wouldn't care enough to cry about it on it's post.

I am quite surprised they mentioned it though.

Comentario de 103756

They should add a use effect.

On use: Makes your character sparkle. Your character also utters horrible one liners for the duration, and your intellect is reduced by 75%.

Comentario de 198118

Twilight is horrendous enough that hatred for it is relevant to any and all conversations in any public forum of discussion.

Comentario de Kyuudo

Appropriately, this item does not add to your Intellect stat.

edit: this was true until patch 4.0.1 removed most of the +spellpower from items and converted it to Intellect. :<

Comentario de zapiks44

Thank God Blizzy didn't make this item a coveted, best-in-slot, level 80 epic offhand. I imagine most WoW Players would refuse to use it simply out of shame or disgust.

Comentario de 423546

The very instant I get this tome, I shall do a quest to burn it under the fires of hell itself.

Comentario de 235201

Inscription: "Just the opening of this book has lead you to one of many terrible decisions"

Comentario de 403316

Additionally, this book stacks a -45 to your acting ability. (Hidden modifier)

Comentario de 204878

Equipping this book increases the aggro radius of rabid 13 year old Twi-tards by ~30 yards

Comentario de TheMuffinMan

The Haste Rating is, of course, your character trying to get through this piece of...literature...as fast as they can.

Comentario de dreadblood

for those twili-twits who are going to moan about the insults (truths?) put in here, they are put in because ,as nightcrawler said, people who play WoW have actual taste of vampires and werewolves, werewolves are not teenage boys trying to fit in or w/e they are people trying not to eat everyone and everything in the vicinity and vampires are cold, regal things who live to satisfy their need for blood, NOT sparkly @#$%^&s

Comentario de undeadflamingo

at first when everyone said this was a reference to sparkly vampires, i was pretty $%^&ed. Then i read the flavor text, and know i see what you mean. Stupid sparkly vampires, thank god Blizz insults them (vaguely) too.

Comentario de 157377

Yeh, yeh, Twilight sux!
But statwise, how good ish this book compaired to other OH's obtainable for a lvl 70 caster twink?

Comentario de 203805

I don't hate Twilight because it is trendy to do so, or because it is a terrible piece of literature. I hate it because it sh*ts all over a concept that many great authors and storytellers have worked hard to create over hundreds of years. Vampires have always been meant to instill fear and wonder. Cool and refined like only someone centuries old can be.

Sure they have evolved over time, like all good stories, but Twilight crosses the line between evolution and bastardization. Whats more, it has corrupted how vampires are portrayed in media. Already tv series are being made based on the vampires portrayed in the Twilight series.

In short: I hate Twilight because it may well have ruined something great authors such as Bram Stroker and Anne Rice (to name a few) have worked hard to create, and something I have enjoyed since I was a young boy, forever.

Umm... about this item. It is kind of outdated, but I did notice an improvement in my BG survival when I traded my crappy green off-hand for this. Like 2 years ago.

Comentario de Zakton

Along with making you sparkle while equipped, this book also has a chance to inexplicably unequip your shirt at random times.

Comentario de 303818

Odd no one has mentioned this. Apart from the horrible Twilight reference, this is probably the best possible easily available offhand for a level 70 caster for a while. Snap it up at your local AH since its crafted by Inscribers!

Comentario de wtfoomnofair

I think they mistyped when they added the stats.

It should be -35 Intellect instead of +35 Intellect.

Comentario de TOPACE31

I opened the book and got a artifact quality bracelet that breaks any bubble invincibility, turns monsters into critters and bypasses protected areas.

That's a reference to the ".hack" series if you were wondering

Comentario de Orangutan

I bought this off the AH for my mage, but I was very chagrined afterward.

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+25 aguante
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