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This guy is actually quite hilarious, one of my favorite WoW characters.

If you remember correctly from the Blue Scepter Shard chain, he was a bit of a smartass.

Azuregos: You seek the scepter shard charged to the protection of the Blue Flight?

<Azuregos appears to be smiling.>

Player: How did you know? I mean, yes... Yes I am looking for that shard. Do you have it?

Azuregos: Of course I do not have the shard. That would be asinine. I walk amongst savages in this cursed land! I cannot take five steps without some crazed Orc or Human trying to thrust a sharp stick into my hide. At any given time you could very well be speaking to my spirit.

Anyhow... I hid it.

Go on... Ask me where.

Player: Alright. Where?

Azuregos: Your going to love this story, <race>. See, here is the thing. As soon as Malygos charged me with protecting the scepter shard, I knew I was in for an eternity of headache and pain.

All i want to do is study these magic rich shorelines and take in what artifacts remain from the sundering. You know, there was once a thriving Highborne civilization here! you don't have to tell me that there are going to be some solid magical items around here, <race>. I can smell it!

Player: By Bronzebeard's... um, Beard! what are you talking about?

Azuregos: As i was saying, I held onto that scepter shard for a good five hundred years and it was nothing but trouble. it attracted all kinds of attention - the wrong kind of attention. I want to be left alone to my studies not babysit some would-be hero's ticket to glory. So I gave it to the fish.

Player: Fish? You gave a piece of what could be the key to saving all life on Kalimdor to a fish?

Azuregos: Not just any fish, mortal. This fish was a minnow. A very special minnow.

Player: A minnow? The oceans are filled with minnows! There could be a hundred million minnows out there!

Azuregos: Exactly!

Player: ...

Azuregos: Genius, I know... It will never be found; but, in case it is found, I gave the minnow some special powers.

Player: You put the piece on a minnow and placed the minnow somewhere in the waters of the sea between here and the Eastern Kingdoms? And this minnow has special powers?

Azuregos: Correct. You've been listening! This minnow is really quite a terrible creature of my own creation. When I am relaxing, I like to think of the unlucky fishermen who have run into this minnow and been devoured whole. I bet they were quite surprised!

<Azuregos laughs.>

Player: Your're insane.

Azuregos: Genius is often misunderstood, <race>. Now, about the scepter shard. If you want that shard and do not wish to spend the next ten thousand years searching for it, you are going to have to listen very carefully.

Player: I'm all ears.

Azuregos: Two words: Arcanite Buoy.

Player: Come again.

Azuregos: Right then... You have to build an Arcanite Buoy and place it in the ocean. My minnow will be attracted to the magical emanations. When he gets near the buoy - BLAMO! It will explode in a glorious pulse of arcane energy, revealing the minnow's true form. Also, you may or may not incur the wrath of Neptulon. A 50/50 chance I would say.

Player: Ok, let me get this straight. You put the scepter shard entrusted to your Flight by Anachronos on a minnow of your own making and now expect me to build an... an Arcanite Buoy or something... to force your minnow out of hiding? AND potentially incur the wrath of an Elemental Lord? Did I miss anything? Perhaps I am to do this without any clothes on, during a solar eclipse, on a leap year?

Azuregos: If I did not know better, I would think that you were mocking me, mortal. But yes, that is mostly correct. You may remain fully clothed.

Player: FINE! and how, dare I ask, am i supposed to acquire an Arcanite Buoy?

Azuregos: Take this ledger to an old acquaintance of mine in Tanaris. His name is Narain Soothfancy - Terrible, terrible, psychic but an amazing engineer! He should be able to make sense of it all.

No need to thank me, <name>. It's the least i could do.

Good Day!

Player: But...

Azuregos: I SAID GOOD DAY!

Comentario de 256123

Now, he has a similar genius dialogue when you go visit him in the new Azshara quest chain:

Azuregos: You seek Azuregos? Bane of the Bitter Reaches? Scourge of the Bay of Storms? Lord of all magic in Azshara?

Well, you've found him.

<Azuregos appears to be smiling.>

Player: Kalecgos sent me...

Azuregos: Kalecgos? That's your good foot forward?

Good luck with that one, buddy.

Player: No, no, no. You don't understand. I'm here to help.

Azuregos: Of course you are. Here to save big blue from himself, spending all his time in the spirit world, obsessing over magical artifacts. Kalec doesn't understand though. I've turned a new leaf.

I've met someone.

Player: Met someone? I didn't know there were any other dragons out here.

Azuregos: A dragon? Hah! Don't be ridiculous.

You know, <race>, you're awfully rude. She's standing right here!

Player: ... the spirit healer?

Azuregos: She has a name, you know. Anara. You'd do well to treat her with the respect she deserves.

How many times have she and her sisters brought you back from the grip of death itself? You're just all kinds of inconsiderate, aren't you?

Player: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. I just...

Azuregos: I know. I KNOW. We could never be, right? Dragon and Spirit Healer... two different worlds! Not to mention the physiological problems.

But you're wrong. We have a deeper connection than that. Anara and I, we're involved.

Besides, I kind of like it here. No adventurers to poke and prod me with no provocation.

Player: That's not what I was saying at all.

Azuregos: Well, get to it then. You're the one veering off onto all these unnecessary topics.

Player: I'm the... forget it. I'm here to warn you that the black dragonflight is here hunting you.

Azuregos: Oh. That? Thought I hadn't noticed the scorched earth and senseless slaughter that usually give them away? I'm not THAT old.

Player: You already know? Why don't you go stop them then?

Azuregos: Why bother? It's not like they actually have even the slightest clue where I am. They're not going to do any harm to the already-found artifacts here.

Anyway, one of the amusingly convenient things about evil and destruction is that they tend to just evilly destruct each other eventually.

Player: But Kalecgos is already out there trying to stop them. He needs your help.

Azuregos: He's going after them? And he sent you to ask me for help? Was there begging? Were there tears?

<Azuregos stares off into the distance as a toothy smile creeps onto his face.>

You know, if I came to his rescue, there's no way he could ever live it down. Maybe he'd make me one of those little Sunwell girls of my very own.

No offense, Anara.

Player: You'll come then?

Azuregos: Yeah, yeah, I'll come to his rescue.

Don't you fall into his little center-of-the-world hero bit though! He just likes the attention. I swear, he thinks he's going to be the next Aspect. It's laughable.

Player: I'm going to let him know right away. Meet us at Sable Ridge

Azuregos: Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way. Don't get your chain panties in a bunch.

There seems to be a lot of foreshadowing here. Mainly these two lines:

"Why bother? It's not like they actually have even the slightest clue where I am. They're not going to do any harm to the already-found artifacts here."

"Don't you fall into his little center-of-the-world hero bit though! He just likes the attention. I swear, he thinks he's going to be the next Aspect. It's laughable."

Considering it was announced at Blizzcon that Kalecgos is going to be the next Blue Aspect, I'd say we might be able to trust Azuregos and his particular brand of psychic sarcasm.

Comentario de kane198034

Is it just me, or could this dialogue been influenced by the character "Q" from Star Trek: TNG? (Perhaps a womanizing version of Q) My mind flipped over to John De Lancie's voice while reading it somehow... lol

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