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11/05/2009 a las 14:14
The following is based on completely true facts. No part of this story has been doctored in any way, shape or form.
“Yes! Home from class early.” I run into my room and throw my bag on the floor, and jump on my computer. “Come on you stupid computer, load faster.” I put in my user name and password and off I go—I log in to find my Paladin in Storm Peaks, just where I had left him. “Alright, time to get my artisan flying, stop being lazy,” I tell myself, but who am I to kid? It’s not going to happen anytime soon. Too many shiny things to buy, so little gold to spend on them! I mount up; grab the reins of my…wooden mechanical flying machine, and whoooosh! Off I go at a moderate pace into the abyss.
Creak, crack, clank goes my flying machine. I’ve loved this thing since the day I spent way too much gold at the auction house to craft it. How I daydream as I’m flying towards Naxxramas and all my guild mates are flying past me at incredible speeds of the day I get to fly my epic mechanical flying machine, complete with hula girl doll, wind whipping through my long, flowing beard. Maybe if I just paint the face myself, and buy a cheap, sub-par hula girl I can fool the game…
…Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, that’s right. Soaring over Storm Peaks at the slowest of speeds, taking in the sights. “Time to finish these damn quests.” I tell myself, but I’m sure I’ll be distracted by something, or get invited somewhere, and end up...well, not doing them.
As I’m flying over a deserted Valkyrion, a thought pops into my head, what do these NPC’s
all day, when no one is around? I fly in lower for a closer look and my hunch is correct. There they are, prepped, in battle stances, waiting for a fight. But no current fight exists, or appears to be on the horizon, and my mind starts racing. What conversations do you think they have with each other; do you they eat, sleep, dance, laugh, love, make papier-mâché, or build sand castles?
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like it’d be a pretty boring life, being an NPC, but boy would I love to be around for some of the conversations they have.
“Psst, Ray! Hey, Ray!”
“My arm’s kinda tired; do you think I could put this spear down for a second? There is like, seriously, no one around. It’s been hours man.”
“Do you want the boss to see you like that? And for you all you know, there could be a rogue right behind you! You know how they are, all stealthy and rogue-like.”
“Yeah...I guess you’re right.”
A few minutes pass.
“I could’ve been a chef, but nooooo….”
I know what you're thinking, "Man, Starkie's crazy!"
Yeah, you're probably right. But
what kind of crazy things do you guys think about when nothing's happening in your World Of Warcraft?
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